On the First day of Christmas my puppy gave to me: A Poopee in the Laundry On the Second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me: Two Traumatized sheep and a Poopee in the Laundry On the Third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me: Three Emptied Wastebaskets Two Traumatized Sheep and a Poopee in the Laundry On the Fourth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me: Four Broken Ornaments Three Emptied wastebaskets Two Traumatized Sheep and a Poopee in the laundry On the Fifth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me: Five Puddles of Pee.  In the house. Four Broken Ornaments Three Emptied Wastebaskets Two Traumatized Sheep and a Poopee in the Laundry On the Sixth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me: Six Mangled Stockings Five Puddles of Pee.  In the house. Four Broken Ornaments Three Emptied Wastebaskets Two Traumatized Sheep and a Poopee in the Laundry On the Seventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me: Seven Sleepless Nights Six Mangled Stockings Five Puddles of Pee.  In the house. Four Broken Ornaments Three Emptied Wastebaskets Two Traumatized Sheep and a poopee in the laundry On the Eighth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me: Eight Impressive Planting Holes Seven Sleepless Nights Six Mangled Stockings Five Puddles of Pee.  In the house. Four Broken Ornaments Three Emptied Wastebaskets Two Traumatized Sheep and a Poopee in the Laundry. On the Ninth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me: Nine Filthy windows Eight Impressive Planting Holes Seven Sleepless Nights Six Mangled stockings Five Puddles of Pee.  In the house Four Broken Ornaments Three Emptied Wastebaskets Two Traumatized Sheep and a Poopee in the Laundry On the Tenth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me: Ten Unwanted Soaker Hoses Nine Filthy windows Eight Impressive Planting Holes Seven Sleepless Nights Six Mangled Stockings Five Puddles of Pee.  In the house. Four Broken Ornaments Three Emptied Wastebaskets Two Traumatized Sheep and a Poopee in the Laundry On the Eleventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me: Eleven Customized Shoes Ten Unwanted Soaker Hoses Nine Filthy windows Eight Impressive Planting Holes Seven Sleepless Nights Six Mangled Stockings Five Puddles of Pee.  In the house. Four Broken Ornaments Three Emptied Wastebaskets Two Traumatized Sheep and a Poopee in the Laundry On the Twelfth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me: Twelve Dead Plants Eleven Customized Shoes Ten Unwanted Soaker Hoses Nine Filthy windows Eight Impressive Planting Holes Seven Sleepless Nights Six Mangled Stockings Five Puddles of Pee.  In the house. Four Broken Ornaments Three Emptied Wastebaskets Two Traumatized Sheep and a Poopee in the Laundry